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Croaking Blobfrogs
Prissy Priscilla was prancing merrily across the fertile floor, tossing marshmallows, when the floor sprouted vegetables. Carrots, onions, peas and cabbege appeared to transform into a smorgasbord of pizza blobfrogs. Yum! If Jane saw the huge crowd gathering in the gazebo, she might be tempted to prance thither and yon could be her destination. Organic marshmallows produce euphoric vegetables from hyperactive spores. Priscilla's amazing feats dazzle Joey! Blobfrogs are costly. Executives make fortunes that scarcely allow their pocketbooks to lose weight. Money should implode, and be spent on Blobfrogs, for their tastiness! They're coveted by everyone wealthy, except Priscilla. She's able to manufacture plasma which makes blobfrogs croak. This is especially evil, undercutting the prices like tomorrow will never come. The effects of eliminating blobfrogs may propel business into extinction. Investors will lament, wailing tearfully under their green umbrellas.
Wet and miserable, they choke on small dividends, factors, and amortization. Compound interest is beneficial, but blobfrogs increase in value when supplies grow smaller. Supply is limited when the marshmallows explode before springtime. If Priscilla starts prancing again, blobfrogs will proliferate! Hooray! Prices may tumble, but blobfrogs won't. They leap, fall silently into trance, levitating when precipitation dictates it. Magic cabbage infuses Priscilla's talents with extra OOOMPH. She uses the entire head, twirling the leaves around a special scepter while chanting in Aramaic. Effusive dividends provide capital punishment for the businessmen of West Yellowstone. Grizzlies grin when buses rumble through, but rangers hate recovering the bodies. The dismembered picnic lunches regurgitate wildly from Yellowstone's boundaries! Yogi Bear once told me Boo-Boo had promised that picnics would sustain the caloric needs of Ranger Rick, but not Ranger helicopters. When thown out of Yellowstone, bears rejoice, tossing around chipmunks within a Chuck-O-Rama buffet. Some of the more fussy apples get bruised. Blobfrogs reject that which dries too much of their slime. Priscilla knows how blobfrogs operate. That's handy when malfunctions crop up! What scholars really prefer is amphibians molded from plastic. Easier radation management allows them Uranium cocktails, but restrictions apply. Blobfrogs melt into plastic puddles, and their stench disables us. However, when Priscilla marches, they use nets to capture the endangered pizza-eating blobfrogs, and feed them pepperoni! Boy do we enjoy watching